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A | B | C | D | E | F | G | H | I | J | K | L | M | N | O | P | Q | R | S | T | U | V | W | X | Y | Z Pine Tar Wars Well, the wall street journal and the new york times Carried the story in big headlines How kansas city george was robbed that day When tar baby billy took his bat away It was two men out in the top a the ninth It was one a them classic settins The goose on the mound in that big apple town And george is up there battin As the crowd chants goose! He turns it loose With fire and smoke and ash George sends it deep In the right field seats Another timely crash As he rounded third and he headed on home Was a gleam in billys eye Dick wondered whats he up to now? I know this guys real sly. Billy grabbed the bat as both teams sat In awe upon the benches Says, there ya are! that theres pine tar! An its a whole lot moren eighteen inches! [chorus] Tar baby billy can you hear our song? Did you cry about the game last night? Cry baby billy tell us all whats wrong? All you wanna do is fight You like a child, kickin dirt on the umpires shoes Thats the way youve always been So now were gonna take that pine tar rag And rub it in your face again So tim thought it through, and he asked the crew Then with bat in hand, he shouted Youre out! the home run just dont count! Im gonna have ta disallow it! Well, the sky was clear and the day was hot But george was even hotter till lee got wise, and said hey, you guys! This claim aint a-gonna hold water. [chorus] Tar baby billy can you hear our song? Did you cry about the game last night? Cry baby billy tell us all whats wrong? All you wanna do is fight You like a child, kickin dirt on the umpires shoes Thats the way youve always been So now were gonna take that pine tar rag And rub it in your face again Well, the fans was riled and suits was filed To create a long dee-lay Then billys team, apparently, Was just afraid to play Now the stage was set and billy bet That he had the upper hand But billy was fooled when the big court ruled You gonna play this game, as planned! [chorus] Well, tar baby billy can you hear our song? Did you cry about the game last night? Cry baby billy tell us all whats wrong? All you wanna do is fight You like a child, kickin dirt on the umpires shoes Thats the way youve always been So now were gonna take that pine tar rag And rub it in your face again With affidavits (notarized) That george had touched em all The umpire said, we a step ahead. Gonna put an end to billy ball. We done heard the call for billy ball We aint never gonna hear it again Just like the cheer for billys beer When the democrats was in. Now the game they played that summer day Wont be famous for the scores But the incidents that have happened since Will be remembered as tar wars [chorus] Tar baby billy can you hear our song? Did you cry about the game last night? Cry baby billy tell us all whats wrong? All you wanna do is fight You like a child, kickin dirt on the umpires shoes Thats the way youve always been So now were gonna take that pine tar rag And rub it in your face again |
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