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A | B | C | D | E | F | G | H | I | J | K | L | M | N | O | P | Q | R | S | T | U | V | W | X | Y | Z Super Slab Showdown Me an earl was workin the superslab outside a that ogallala? When outta town come a local clown in a 65 impala Had a coon tail flyin off a his whip antenna We was haulin a load a them go-go girls Truckin em over to o-town Old boy got on his microphone Says hows about a little showdown? Well, hot damn, Im a gamblin man, So evrybody get yer bets down cause this old truck gonna make us a buck Chicken in the bread pan, pickin out vittles Swing them heifers and away we go Wake up, earl, we gots to race that pile a junk over ta north platte city Well, one-eyed bears and deuces wild We got the back door pad-locked He says, bet five bucks and a side a beef, I can beat them cows ta flat rock. You hear that, earl? he says hes gonna whip ol bessie here! I says, call your five and raise ya ten Jes kiss that chevy goodby, boy cause when bessie hits that floatin gear You gonna be eatin hereford pie. yeah. Well, hot damn, Im a gamblin man, So evrybody get yer bets down cause this old truck gonna make us a buck She gonna round them curves at thirty gees A trunk full a cows an a hood full a bees Move it up a notch, earl. Yeah, thats it. thats floatin gear! cmon bessie! Well, tuck it on in and head it for the barn If we dont win, we gonna sell the farm If this old wreck dont break my neck, We gonna take them cows to a discatheque I says, come on, earl, lets give it a whirl. That chevy is a-pickin up speed. Well, we crossed the platte at a hundred flat Old bessie was a-blowin the weeds We definitely was in that monfort lane. Yeah, we won the race with a bovine ace When the chevy made a fatal pass Yeah, he got too close Got a terminal dose a that good ol hereford gas. Phew! Hot damn, Im a gamblin man, So evrybody get yer bets down cause this old trucks gonna make us a buck Shes rollin the boulevard shakedown Hot damn, Im a truckin man And I sorta like ta put my foot down This old rig gonna blow your wig Got go-go girls and a peterbilt cab Gonna see ya all out on the superslab for a showdown |
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